Who needs a golden goose when I have my son?

Yes, yes, I know. As far as kids shenanigans go, this is not the icing on the cake of kid antics.

• My son shit money.
• He processed his 2 cents worth.
• He paid me for changing his diaper.
• He swallowed coinage.
• He thinks he is a piggy bank.
• He made me a present.
• He thinks is an ATM machine or slot machine.

Wait a minute. EWWWW. My SON ATE DIRTY GERM RIDDEN MONEY. How much more is in there? Nasty. I don't know what is worse, the fact that I found 2 shiny copper pennies in my sons diaper, or the fact that I was examining said poop in diaper. *sigh* I am so ready for Disneyland. This time tomorrow I should be singing 'Yo, ho, YO ho, a pirates life for meeeee', or eating a chocolate mint chip sundae on Main Street. Gotta love spur of the moment vacations. Usually I get 'Monterey' or 'Lake Tahoe'. This time I get DISNEYLAND!