I CAN"T REMEMBERRRRR!

Those of you who know me well will not be surprised at the following announcement: I've tucked away things for Christmas, and I can not remember where I put them. It would be one thing if, oh say, I had even the foggiest idea of where I MIGHT have put them. But I don't. I suppose if I didn't have so much clutter, I might have hope. But I doubt it. Seriously. Someone(s) is going to get a random gift in the middle of the year, because if I DO find them, there is no way in hell I am tucking it away again for another gift giving occasion. My closets, cupboards and cabinets might as well be time-capsules. On that note, wish me luck. I still have to go to the grocery, the bakery AND Target, thus braving the last minute holiday shoppers. I might snap and take someone down. Better yet, wish everyone ELSE luck. And just think, I have hopes of getting the oil changed in my truck tomorrow too. HA HA HA HA.

TIP OF THE DAY:

Memory is the mother of all wisdom.

- Aeschylus