Tip Of The Day

To allevieate the condition known as boredom choose one or more of the following options:

• Change your name to John Aaaaasmith for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each A.
• Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.
• Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don't want to fall off "in case the big one comes".
• Scuff your feet on a dry, shaggy carpet and seek out victims.
• Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn.
• Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "no, wait, I messed it up", and repeat.
• Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One".
• As much as possible, skip rather than walk.

On THAT note: I have been diagnosed with a life-threatening disease called boredom... Doctors say that the only cure is for me to receive as many entertaining messages from as many people as possible. You can blame Captain Platy, as I am still reeling from the death of his blog. See the previous post for what happened at the 'eulogy'.