Funny post I found while blog surfing.

another day another play Wednesday, January 05, 2005 life saving thoughts Regular naps prevent old age... especially if you take them while driving. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is husband! You can't buy love . . . but you pay heavily for it Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others. It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss. They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books. ;)