Off on a cranky tangent...

Ever have one of those days where out of nowhere....BAM! You are consumed by an all out cranky fit of near cataclysmic proportions? Where you just want to rip someones head off if they say the wrong thing in JUST the right tone of voice? I'm not talking about PMS crankyness either. And then...like an earthquake, it is over with before you know it, and all that remains is a sick silence, maybe some sunshine and perhaps a pile of "rubble". THAT, my friends, describes my mood lately. Let me set up the latest "incident". Hubby, Bebé and I are returning to the truck after indulging in a meal from 'Islands' restaurant. I have my hands absolutely full with sippy cups, diaper bag, purse, leftovers, coloring mat and leftover smoothie. Hubby only has Bebé. HE proceeds to put Bebé down so he can open the truck, KNOWING that he is a runner. I'm talking olympic sprinter, headed towards open parking lot aisle. Needless to say he escaped, laughed hysterically while we looked like idiots lunging after him. I think I nearly escaped a coronary today. Now, I don't even remember exactly what I said, but I do KNOW that I only said it once, and that was the ONLY thing I said. Hubby decides to go all out on a tangent talking about how "I can't leave it alone, He can't even get in a re-buttal, blah blah blah.) I nearly choked with laughter as I could not believe my ears. I figure it is his way of dealing with the shit scared out of him, but I still LITERALLY SEE RED (am I having an aneurysm?), give him the silent treatment for almost an hour, and all is well. I can tell you, that had we not been in the car, in front of the Bebé, I might very well have gone into a Grand Mal hissy fit. Did any of that make sense to you? I apologize for the poor grammar and inevitable bad spelling, but I feel immensely better. Perhaps I can stave off that aneurysm for a while...although I do feel as if my right leg is continually asleep. Yo ho, YO HO! A pirates life for meeeee! Guess what movie I watched again...here's a clue.